hey guys, feel free to drop me an ask if you need help with something, or just for a chat in general :)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
5. NO
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

B

B

greetings:

deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

perks-of-being-chinese:

get the fries stop the cries

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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“People get drunk.
They kiss the wrong person.
And pretend to be okay.
People will do anything
to distract their heart.
They will do anything to
distract it from
missing someone.”

– (via h-auptgewinn)

magicconchshell:

i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch 

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man