hey guys, feel free to drop me an ask if you need help with something, or just for a chat in general :)


people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

“If it ain’t no game, I won’t be hanging around, but don’t blow up my shit at 3 AM saying how you need me now. Don’t call me boo like you’re some kind of ghost. If you don’t want me seeking other guys, well, here’s what you need to know: Baby, don’t call me your friend, if I hear that word again you might never get a chance to see me naked in your be - and I know girls ain’t hard to find, but if you think you wanna try then consider this an invitation to kiss my ass goodbye.”

– Meghan Trainor, Title (via swimforyourlife13)

“I’ll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you may get some kisses
Don’t have a dirty mind”

– "Dear Future Husband" by Meghan Trainor (via noname760)



dear future husband // meghan trainor

dear future husband
here’s a few things you’ll need to know
if you wanna be my one and only all my life